Top 10 Dad Jokes

Top 10 Dad Jokes

Father’s Day is the day where we celebrate our fathers or special father-like figures in our lives. While lockdown restrictions are still in place it is still imperative that we let these special people know we care and appreciate all the things they do for us. We have compiled a selective, affordable collection we believe your gift recipient this Father’s Day will love, including stunning whiskey, brandy and beer glasses. So check out our Father’s Day Collection here and cheers to “dad” on zoom this Father’s Day

It wouldn’t be Father’s Day without mentioning our favourite dad jokes, so without further ado here are our 10 Top Dad Jokes:


  1. When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent.

  2. Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

  3. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

  4. Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

  5. How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.

  6. I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad!

  7. How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.

  8. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

  9. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

  10. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.


We hope these dad jokes gave you a good eye roll or chuckle!

Happy Father’s Day everyone.